Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Noticing Things

Just a few notes about Hong Kong, CUHK and Morningside in general


  • MTR motto: Be aggressive. When the train arrives you're supposed to stand to the left or right to let passengers off first, but this never happens. If you have a seat, don't offer it to anyone. That's just weird.
  • Buttons in elevators, hand rails on escalators, and even some vending machines have little laminated signs stating how many times per day the surface is disinfected. (Residual cautionary measures from the SARS outbreak).
  • People cough and sneeze without covering their mouth. (SARS? Meh)
  • Announcements (general): 
    • 'The train for .... is arriving. Please let passengers exit first' (MTR platforms)
    • 'Please hold the handrail' (MTR stations everywhere)
    • 'Mind the doors, please' (Pentecostal elevator)
    • 'Please mind the gap' (MTR)
    • 'Next station: University. ... and be aware of the difference in levels between the platform and the train' (Specifically for University Station)
  • 'Toast' in Cantonese is 'doh-see'. This is useful for ordering $7 toast from Morningside Canteen at 8:30am when none of the English-speaking staff are at work yet. 'Jam' is 'jim'.
  • Try Almond Milk Tea. Just try it.
  • Sheung Wan is a beautiful neighborhood with lots of galleries and design shops and people walking their dogs on warm April evenings. It also has lots of stairs. 
  • Elsa, the lady who runs Cafe Liscio (Tower Block, Morningside College) is a dear - she will make you vegetarian croissants or ciabatta rolls, and if you order something that doesn't quite fit the lunch specials, she will give you a discount anyway.
  • Local students will steal your food from the fridge.
  • International students will steal your food from the fridge. It sucks, but it happens.
  • Lan Kwai Fong on a Saturday night is a must, but be prepared to come back smelling like smoke and alcohol, even if you don't drink or smoke.
  • Eating hotpot is a must, but be prepared to come back smelling like hotpot.
  • Catch a minibus. Don't worry about where it goes, it's the ride that counts! (Trust me)
  • Catch a double-decker bus and sit up the front. (There are several buses that run from Shatin to the Airport, which is probably where you will best experience it). It feels like you are in the front seat of a rollercoaster.
  • Don't tip. Don't even think about leaving change. At almost all restaurants you are charged a 10% service fee, so if you leave money, it's just weird.
  • If you are at Morningside, during communal dinner, just once sit with the Master. He gets really lonely at his table sometimes. Plus, if you sit with him you get wine with your meal!
  • Get annoyed at the Chung Chi College student who loudly practice tug-of-war until 1am on week nights.
  • The local students are absolutely lovely, but expect them to always be talking about how much they want to sleep, and how much they hate studying.
  • The Park-n-Shop sells Devondale milk, Flora spread, and Cadbury chocolate. Enough said.
  • The Hong Kong Central Library in Wan Chai is beautiful.
  • From CUHK, it is quicker to get to China than it is to get to Central. Take advantage of this. I should probably write a post about that... Anyway, Shenzhen has some excellent 24 hour spas (kind of like Korean jimjilbang) - the best being Water Cube and Queen Spa. (I went to both. Both had free all-you-can-eat fruit, soft drink and icecream!)
  • Buy a jacket or jumper of your college. Morningside's is purple and says 'Once a Morningsider, Always a Morningsider'.
  • The University Health Clinic is not just for students. It opens only on week days from 8:45am. If you arrive at 9, the wait time is already half an hour. BUT prescriptions are free!